you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
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Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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