i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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