I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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