can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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