I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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