So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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