Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
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My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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