Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
The beer is more important than you right now.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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