Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
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He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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