How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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