hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
well most of my day revolves around power hour
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
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She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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