Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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