He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I checked into jail on foursquare
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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