Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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