he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
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im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
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You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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