What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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