Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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