FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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