its not stalking. its research.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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