He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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