Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
We're too hungover to prance.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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