sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
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Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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