so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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