im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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