Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
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Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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