This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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