sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
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somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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