So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Alive.
So much puke
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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