We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
