Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
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I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
It's never too late to be topless.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
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You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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