I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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