So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Randomize
