dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
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I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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