just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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