it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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