How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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