fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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