There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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