If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
do herpes really smell.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
My breasts were aching with rage.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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