You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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