420 ftw
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
i dont even know how to be here
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Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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