Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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