I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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