It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
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Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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