i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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