Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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