I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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