Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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