i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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