I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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