In the future we'll all be gay
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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