Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
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best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
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This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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