hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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