I wannas sexs uuuuu
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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