do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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