Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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